I Met My Evil Twin

Well, having to lead a moronic life is hard work, especially when you have 'extras' in your life. However, sometimes there is no work. This phenomenon would most likely be called the very free phenomenon. Even though this may seem like a very good thing, still, boredom is starting to seep through my practically dumbfounded yet quite interesting mediocre life. So, I found another person (believe or not) who is as spontaneous and silly like I am. Can you guess who he is...
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........ Me XD! Yes, that is quite true. I've found my evil twin... If you don't believe me, I have very H-O-T HOT evidence.

Evidence number 1
So, as I was shocked to find Mr.Chua commenting me on Facebook, my evil twin bumped into me for no reason at all. This was an absolute no-no because you wouldn't wanna be disturbed when your having a shocker, right?

So,obviously I was so effing pissed and I looked at him with a drunken look to make him feel vulnerable and slow. Then, immediately I glared at him and pointed my finger at him. This would be Evidence number 2.
Evidence number 2

He cowardly surrendered and he felt sorry after that... As a result he wanted to make it up to me and did what seemed to be (to most retarded people larh) very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very extremely 'eccentric' also considered weird... This goes to Evidence number 3 of my very interesting discovery of my evil twin. Please be aware that reader discretion is advised.
Evidence number 3

So, that's it and I do hope that all of you will have a very pleasant (hopefully you can...) evening. Good night my beloved readers. Until next time.

The Birthday Diaries

Dear Birthday diary,

Even though this is actually another one of my 'smexy' (montrous+sexy) posts, guess why it could be so special? It's my effing birthday!! My Sweet Sixteen without the troublesome bling and tacky invites to my friends.

Well, unlike certain people, I prefer to have my birthday celebrated usually with a gathering of close friends or family or both. However, for the past few years, I have been spending it mostly alone at night. (The sadness that is experienced during one's teenage life *sigh*) My mother, who is awfully kind and very very very loving, indeed decided to make a small celebration just for the fun of it. (:D I love her so much~) She cooked up the long noodles that we, Chinese always eat during our birthdays, ordered up two dishes that my family really love, cooked up her infamous 'yong tau fu' and bought a cake that she forced me to pick out at Mariott Hotel. I didn't want one but she forced me. (I bet she really wanted to have a taste, too. XD) Having spent RM38.00++ on a cake probably one third of a whole Secret Recipe cake was obviously gila.

But still, we had fun. Picked up my sister from her school, went home. Set up the dinner table at around four thirthy-ish. Had dinner...



After that, it was time for cake cutting. So, I took the cake out, poked the candles on it, lit them up, took pictures-SNAP!SNAP! With my new Nokia5730 XD. (Will talk about my new phone in another post:) When I was looking at the sixteen burning candles...

I thought, "Dang, 16 years... wait... the first 6 years don't count cause I was still considered an idiot, then... Well, who cares? *laughs* So, 16 years... a lot of things happened... BUT I AIN'T GONNA TELL YOU WHAT I WISHED FOR CAUSE IT WOULD BE BAD LUCK :P!!! XD So, as I blew the candles and dissected the cake(just kidding). I felt really great and randomly wondered how will my life be in another 16 years. Maybe I could be a male supermodel one day. (Don't laugh! You would never know) Maybe one day you might see this!

Well, soon after that my mum's friend, a very graceful lady, Miss P, came with... can you guess what she brought?

Yes, another cake. My fats started to tingle when I saw her clutching the plastic bag that contained my future fats. I couldn't turn her down. So, I had to bring in the cake for another cutting but no candles. Like my mumma always says, 'once you blow out your candles for this year, no more candle blowing until the next year'. And so I hope the following pictures will be able to satisfy your hunger for moronic humour XD.





Well, that's about it for this post. Can't wait for next year cause after my next birthday, you know what I'm gonna get right? Here's a hint - HONK!HONK! Goodnight my very fun readers! XD

Retarded and interestingly Moronic

This may seem like some ordinary blog post... because it is. :D Today as in 27th January 2010 has been awfully retarded and interestingly moronic. Yes, my favourite semi-complicated words would be retarded and moronic. (In your face, those who always call people 'cacat' and stupid!) The 'Homework War' is ending soon. I thank the Heavens for being so kind-hearted. Surprisingly, I'm still standing. Yay! You sucks homeworks!



So, today, as I said, was retarded and interestingly moronic because Neej, Nic, Rachel, Mafia and I kept laughing during physics class while Jerren was being rajin. I was so stupid for thinking that one round of the stop watch = 1 minute. (When it was suppose to be 1 round = 30 seconds) we screwed our previous measurements with correction tape and managed to redo the measurements which were not so huge anymore. The second problem we had was... we didn't know how to draw the graph. Well, I winged it and we all did the same way. Well, I'm too lazy to type out my elaborate description of what exactly happened. Here comes the Bosco doodles (brought to you by John Bosco)! :D

It was Physics class and everyone was finishing off their PEKA or so they thought they had finished...



So, our conversation went like this...
Me: Eh, how come our measurement so big? I see other people's measurement so small bah?
Neej: Don't know. Did you count it wrong?
Me: No, I don't think so..

Several sentences later...
Mafia: John, correction tape.
Me: Kay mafia. *hands correction tape over to mafia*
Rachel: John, you sure you didn't take the time wrongly?
Me: Yea. Memang 43 seconds...
Mafia: How did you count the seconds? You didn't count it as 1 round equals to 1 minute right? It's suppose to be 1 round-30 seconds.
Me: *had my breathless moment and slammed my head on the table BONK!* I used 1 round equals to 60 seconds.
Everyone at our table: WTF!!!!@$r!@%!%!@#!@$%^@#!!&*@!#^$@%@%!^!#$%@!!!!



I felt so crappy. Wait... I still do! (WTFWTFWTF... WTF!!!!!) Sorry guys! I caused you loads of trouble. Today was a crappy yet okay day. I can only hope it gets better.



And to think I have to hand the PEKA in on my birthday? XD Goodbye my beloved readers.

Turned On and Off

As of the title above, please do not think 'interesting' thoughts. Basically, in my life as of being a 16 year old male bachelor, who is still single (I hope you ladies read that word very clearly-single). *laughs* Just joking around, ladies. But if you're really interested. Then... ... ... never mind that. Now moving on, life has been a wreckless turmoil, forcing me towards the brink of insanity that as a result succumbs to my undeniably problematic social problems.

Not 'gejala sosial' okay. LOL XD. And yes, social problems. The very sad and shocking truth about the flaws that I have. *sobs* I apologise for having a very cold sense of humour. To be quite frank, I think I'm adjusting quite well in my Form 4 life. I've lost 3 kilos! (OMGWTFWTHOHYES!!!GIVEMESOMEMARSHMELLOWS!BBQ) However, the same cannot be said for the messy 1 metre tall (Of course, I'm being to over the top) pile of homework that the teachers have decided to give us for not being helplessly lost for 5 days! Nah, we didn't get lost. We were helping out in the Form 1 Orientation programs. Those were some very good times, indeed. *sigh* So, as for not writing a post about the new year, I might as well list out my new year resolutions here. But before I continue... I'd like to wish Happy Birthday to Nicole Marcus, Foh Xik Yang, Ling Kwong Hong, Roshan Maniam and my many good friends whose birthdays are in January. XD. So, now we have the new year resolutions.

Number 1: I shall become a new person.



It might be hard to explain. So, I shall try to use a formulae to make up for my moronic behaviour. Old John = tooooooooooooo OLD! Old John+Diet+Workouts+Smile+Personality Makeover = New John. Hence, hopefully New John = very nice friend to be with :D

Number 2: I shall kick booty :P


Dear readers,

This year, as a Form 4 student, I want to use this opportunity to bring the school to it's ultimate glory but of course, with everyone's help. It may be hard work but as the saying goes, ' NO PAIN, NO GAIN '. Hopefully, this year will provide some positive change for the school.

This is my final resolution for this year... I really hope that it might come true.

Number 3: I shall bring happiness to people even if it kills me...



It sounds pretty serious. But it sorta might be and it might not be XD:D:) I've regretted lots of things in the past but I want to make it better and hopefully, I'll be given the chance to. :)

Well, that's it for today. I still have pounds of homework to do. XD

Goodnight my beloved readers. :)