27 December 2008

I Had Bad Luck! Come Sue Me!

Well, here is another disturbing post readers. I was going to make some mushroom chicken pasta 1 hour ago but it just so happens I did not have any pasta. So, I had to walk all the way to the nearby hypermarket to get some pasta in order to cook my favourite pasta. I was certainly pissed off by the fact that I had to walk all the way, since my parents are both out today. I went with my thunder-thighed little sister.
After buying some essentials we need to live on through the boring mayhem at home, we decided to head home so that I can immediately start on my wonderful and yummy pasta. As I was about to head for the good for nothing exit, this guy, who was handing out leaflets, promoting IBS College handed a leaflet to me. So, of course, I was shocked. The situation was so damn embarrassing. A 'Huh?' was written all over my face and the guy ask, "Yes, Is there anything wrong?"
Then, I said, "I'm still in secondary school..." Like the scene was so stupid and idiotic at the same time. I was carrying groceries stuff, my sister leaving for the exit and the guy handing out leaflets who assumed I had already graduated from secondary school. Wow! That really felt like one of the most retarded moments of my life. WOOHOO!! He kind of laughed and I just left for the exit.
Walking back home wasn't that bad, though. My sister almost got hit by a car but I saved her. Nothing special happened. But it was a good walk. So, my sister decided to cook some pasta because she bought the ready made one from the hypermarket. She just had to add this and that and she would be done. I decided to do something drastic and started to debone 3 chicken wings. After doing it, I felt like I couldn't eat another chicken for the rest of my life but I still did. So, I guess the chicken wings also felt hurt by the fact i took out their bones and still manage to eat them. They decided to grant me a bag of pasta which had bugs in it and I thought the oranges were mean. Well, at least I tried to make it less painful. So, I had to throw away the bag of bug polluted pasta, decided to buy a new packet tomorrow and inspect it carefully before purchasing it, made the sauce for the pasta and kept it in a container for tomorrow. As for the boned chicken, I fried them... They did taste good, though. LOL! Well, that's it for now and still no pictures. I just hope I can really get that camera soon. Wait for my next post!

Cheesecake Frenzy

It is still the holidays and I have been really busy with my ultimate love for now - cheesecakes. I have mastered the art of making baked cheesecake when I was 14 so I guess maybe I should try something new. So, I decided to try something familiar - Chilled Cheesecakes! Since I am on low budget cost due to confidential reasons, I've decided to make a cheesecake which I have never really gotten used to because I don't like what it's made out of. Oranges! I hate oranges! It's basically number 10 on my Top Ten List of The Things I Hate the Most. But I still went on with making the accursed cheesecake.

I guess the oranges have feelings, too. Since I used up alot of hatred making this cheesecake, I guess it really wanted to get back at me. The cheesecake turned into minor failure because i didn't heat the orange juice before adding it to the gelatin. So, yeah... it didn't really turn out as good as I wanted it to be but still... not bad... Currently, there are still no pictures because of absurdly idiotic technical difficulties. Please wait for my next post because I'm trying my best to get myself a Cybershot camera. WOOHOO!!!

20 December 2008

WOOHOO!!!

LOL!!! Welcome readers of all ages, shapes and sizes to the world of Jiyo!! So this is where you... Yes, i mean you... can enjoy a healthy load of butt-kicking blogging action... Well, i hope it will be butt-kicking at least. Anyways, the fact that I kind of scammed this from watching all 3 seasons of Nip/Tuck, I think it might be pretty cool. Being perfectly disturbing is what I am, I think.

I treat it as a signature and I am pretty disturbing to say the least. Sometimes my charms can get sleezy and awfully hot headed. So, please enjoy my blog as everyday is a different day and a different day brings a new event, hopefully...