Ways of celebrating Chinese New Year with Jiyo

As you readers might know, Chinese all over the globe are celebrating Chinese New Year and so, as a Chinese myself I would love to show you the ways I celebrate my Chinese New Year this year...

Usually I would be going back to my mum's and dad's hometowns in Sibu but there were some difficulties. Maybe some of you have heard of the road connecting Bintulu and Miri splitting in half and I thought Britney and K. Fed were hard to imagine but this was worse. Resulting the fact that I would be stuck in Miri to celebrate Chinese New Year. So, I took some pictures...and they are all you have been waiting for! XDXD

Way No.1 to have a Jiyo-style Chinese New Year... decorate the house! This is vitally important due to cleanliness reasons and to make your house look even more messier but sexier than it is.

Way No.2... prepare so much food that you are already concious that its impossible for the family to finish everything.This is quite important because no one would want to be left hungry and tired after a long day of car washing, wall washing, cooking and shopping.

Way No.3... play some good, and loud firecrackers. Firecrackers show how 'chio' and sexy you are, so the more you light up, the more respect you get.

Way No.4... eat when you know that you're already full. This is quite 'optional' unless you can stuff in more stuff even if you are full and let me just tell you... it so friggin' hurts.

Way No.5... be vain. Show your sexiness. It's not like people can stop you. Well, just don't do it infront of you're parents cause they might do something.

Way No.6... Drink alcohol. A lot of alcohol... but try your best not to get drunk. And if you're a Muslim reading this blog right now. Then, do not try out Way No.6... The world of being drunk is fun but not when you start to get sick and puke on your relatives, siblings or mum...Way No.7... Record something for memories... That is a fact, readers. Nobody would want to forget one of their happiest memories unless it happens to be full of deadly, revenge seeking Chihuahuas... *shivers*

and finally the most anticipated way would be...
Way No.8... Get an alarm clock to wake you up...


Today is the day for red packets and nobody would be stupid enough to miss this opportunity to grab money from elderly folk... Wakakaka... and I thought Mr. Ong was mean... LOL XDXD... Well, wishing all my readers a wonderful and prosperous Happy Chinese New Year. Yours truly-JiyoXD.